I have done many disgusting things as a parent. Things I never thought, as I gagged on the sound of someone eating a banana near me, possible. For instance, I have voluntarily held out my hands to catch my childs puke because nothing else was handy. Pretty remarkable considering I once vomited into a friend's sink after watching her baby spit-up during her post-nursing burp. However, nothing I have done in the past in terms of grossness compares to yesterday.
Yesterday I scooped poop out of Sebastian's diaper with a plastic spoon smaller than the nail on my pinkie finger and smeared it into a small plastic container until it reached the fill line halfway up. And then I did it again.
Actually in the interest of full disclosure, Hugh did. Both times. Because apparently I haven't completely lost my gag reflex.
Monday, November 17, 2008
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7 comments:
OMG! I so feel for you! I meant to post the other day!
I have been there once while preggy with Meli! Not fun and I swear to god that kid was holding on not to come out the top end!!!
If you need anything please please please just shout! I will be more than happy to come help you sicko's (hehehe) out!
Take care and lots of fluids!!!
I now dub thy blog 'the tales of heather, hugh and gross bodily fluids x 3.'
Praying your babies get well...
Seriously the abundance of fluids - BE GONE!
Nothin' better than a good poop story.....
Really, the only thing to say is, "Eww."
eww
Thanks for making me never want to have kids.
I knew you were going to say that DJ!
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